BREAKING: Toolbox News.

Boatshed's 51st Tool in the box is….... Telepathy?

In a move that has baffled developers, delighted sailors, and mildly concerned the Royal Society of Mediums, Boatshed has announced the release of its 51st tool in the Boatshed Toolbox:

Cognitive Vessel Listing™ – powered entirely by thought.

According to a suspiciously well-caffeinated spokesperson, this latest tool allows boat owners to list their boats without touching a keyboard.

By simply thinking about their boat intensely for 47 seconds while facing magnetic north and humming Rule Britannia, a complete listing is automatically generated.

“It’s all part of our effort to keep up with demand,” said Boatshed’s imaginary CTO, Clive the Clairvoyant.
“We’re getting over 700,000 visits every three months—it’s a lot of pressure.
So now, we’ve decided to remove physical effort from the process entirely. No typing. No photos. Just pure nautical telepathy.”

Key features include:

-Auto-teleport photography (as long as the boat agrees)
-Mood-based pricing
-Ghost yacht detection (beta)

Sceptics have questioned the science behind the technology.

“I tried to list my narrowboat using cognitive upload and ended up ordering 38 tins of pineapple chunks,” said one user.

Boatshed insists it’s still ironing out the glitches.

Meanwhile, the 50 other tools in the Boatshed Toolbox continue to quietly revolutionise boat selling—with slightly less voodoo. But just as much traffic.

Happy April Fool’s. Or is it?
boatshed.com – Where imagination meets inventory.